So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
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You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
Last night he asked the cab driver "if you were in the middle of getting tattooed and the tattoo artist suddenly got a boner would you leave or would you get that boner??"
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
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Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
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Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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