my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
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We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
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But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
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