seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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