i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
I think I just shit out all my problems.
its liver damage thursday
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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