oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
i just google imaged poop.
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
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