bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
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