sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
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u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
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I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
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