Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
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