i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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