so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
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