i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
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just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
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No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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