Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
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I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
I just had sex on a roof
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
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Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
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