better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
I take back everything I said about communal showers
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
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