Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
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I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
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We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
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