i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
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