Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
theres no point in washing my sheets anymore. its always going to be a fine layer of booze and semen.
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
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