So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
gotta love it when a reminder comes up on your phone and u think u forgot about a meeting or something then u read it and its only to remind me to go to the titty bar at 3
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
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all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
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I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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