On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
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It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
my balls were so many shades of blue last night I could have used them as paint and replicated the entirety of Picaso's blue period. The girl was an art major I feel like this metaphor is appropriate.
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
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The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
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