): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
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just threw up on dog. broke microwave with cheese and spoon. having a bath with my barbies singing final countdown.
before you ask yes i found the absinthe under your bed. ITS THE FINAL COUNTDOWWWWNNNNNN
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
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Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
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