yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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