Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
Pants are for mortals
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
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