I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
So my Christmas cards this year will be my mug shot with my kids face photo shopped next to me....too ghetto?
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
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