im gay
i know
yea but for you.
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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