We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
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Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
I accidentally told my mom "the reason I didn't answer your call is because my phone was in my pants, on the floor"
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
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Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
All I want is dick and wine.
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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