God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
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I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
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Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.