She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
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She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
Good morning! Just thought I'd give you my yearly reminder that we lost our virginities 7 years ago, yesterday.
That's the best creepy text ever.
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
Driving from bar to bar trying to recover all of the possessions I've drunkenly lost over the course of the past few nights. Actual nadir of my life and absolute height of shamblyness.
Props for using the word nadir
I made my uber driver take a pit stop between clubs so we could restock on Xanax. #priorities
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It's technically 2016 but since I haven't gone to bed I'm still counting it as 2015, so I'm gonna drink all the alcohol in my house so tomorrow I can become the better version of myself that I'll be for 5 minutes.
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
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