my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
Randomize
