There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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