Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
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I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
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Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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