your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
Glad I put on jeans. You could measure my ass sweat with a rain guage.
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
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