He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
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A lesson I learned in the hospital....when you masturbate while attached to a heart monitor, it scares the nurses a lot.
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
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if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
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