I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
so i was supposed to be to work at 8..but its 9:15 and im currently standing stoned in the middle of holiday...with a bag with three doughnuts, two redbulls, and a slim jim..
god i miss watching you do this...
No stitches, just platelets and will power
Things found in my vomit last night: cell phone, Von Hayes rookie card, a boot, my dignity
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
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