so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
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