Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
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