i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
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