Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
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