dude...i just woke up in ****'s bed!
doesn't he have a girlfriend???
yeah...who do you think woke us up...
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
I am sitting on the floor by my oven watching my cookie dough blossom. This is a whole new level of fat
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
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