The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
Want me to give your number to an army recruiter?
I don't know... do you want me to use your number to sell used gay porn on Craigslist?
I sense beginning a prank war would end badly for both of us.
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
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