Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
Just got off the phone with poison control. They're more concerned about our alcohol intake than that the beer bong was last cleaned with pine sol.
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
Turns out he's not a Doctor Who fan, I mumbled Alons-y as I went down on him. He asked who Alan was. No more drunk sex for me!
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