If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
The guy at the liquor store just checked my id and said "oh it's you"
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
Have invented new cocktail. Any flavor of crystal light and vodka. I call it "I am going to die alone"
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
Randomize
