C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
You spilt a drink on my couch, then used my dog to mop it up... you called her a mop dog, repeatedly
FUCK WHALES
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
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