it doesn't mae me god, the fact that I am god makes getting dressed futile and tedious... btw i am still drunk
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
I hate when laundry day is determined by the number of cum stains on my bed
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
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