And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
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It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
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You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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