How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
He poured syrup on all those broken dishes because "syrup is magical, and by the time we wake up, they'll be fixed."
We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
Drunk packed a lunch. Made two turkey sandwiches and threw in a bag of raw bacon. Gold star for the day drunk self.
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
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