Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
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