called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
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his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
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IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
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