She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
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Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?