we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
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