I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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