It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
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You. Win. At. Life.
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
His dog ate the vibrator. The WHOLE vibrator. We spend the morning after trying to make it vomit up the battery. Why does this always happen to me?
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