That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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